I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Tears are now rolling down my cheeks, but I still can’t stop laughing. A rather amusing website has been created at www.wisdomofchopra.com.
It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with “#cosmisconciousness”. This site aims to test that claim! Each “quote” is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra’s Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.
You click a button and it generates a random fictional Chopra quote, stringing together profound sounding words into bite-size gems. I think my jaw is going to be sore!
First we need to get in the mood. Sit in stillness, listen to this music, and imagine Morgan Freeman slowly reading these proverbs to us, one by one, giving us a brief moments pause between each.
“The unpredictable constructs cosmic opportunities”
“Imagination opens positive chaos”
“Perception is the wisdom of mortal potentiality”
“The future inspires essential mysteries”
“Eternal stillness expresses the barrier of life”
“The web of life projects onto pure energy”
“Awareness unfolds into irrational fulfillment”
“Self power is the ground of an abundance of reality”
“Your body is an ingredient of karmic excellence”
“Interdependence is in the midst of the doorway to knowledge”
“The invisible shapes exponential balance”
“Experiential truth influences incredible experiences”
This site is too much.