The Artful Dodger is Enchanting

Imagine if you were a poor orphan roaming the countryside.  You have no money and no food.  All you have is a deep desire to make a life for yourself in the big city.  Who would you hope to run into by chance?  Why the Artful Dodger, of course!

This puts me in the mood to sing.  Good thing none of you can hear me right now.

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We’ve taken to you so strong.
It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn’t a lot to spare.
Who cares?.. What ever we’ve got we share!

If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Always a-chance we’ll meet
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We don’t want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state…
Consider yourself
One of us!

When I was watching Oliver!, it reminded me of the poem on the base of the Statue of Liberty.


“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

I hate to make this into a political discussion, but illegal immigrants shouldn’t be treated like trash or fired upon by rednecks with guns at our borders.  Real freedom is about finding a place for people who show up on our shore, and working out a way to for all of us to live here.

Million Dollar Baby

A Canadian couple recently decided to take a vacation to the United States.  Being aware of our healthcare system here, she bought insurance from Blue Cross before leaving.  The woman was pregnant but wasn’t due for nine weeks.  After consulting with her doctor, he gave her the ok that she’d be fine.

A few days after getting here, her water broke, and she ended up having her baby earlier than expected.  Both her and her baby had to remain in intensive care for several weeks.  They’re both fine now, but then the family got a bill for $950,000 from the Hawaiian hospital.  Blue Cross then weaseled their way out of it by saying, “Oh, she had a preexisting condition.  We don’t have to pay.”

Her Canadian doctor back home wrote Blue Cross saying, “No, she didn’t have any sort of preexisting condition.  I checked her out before she left.”  Did the listen?  No.  They don’t want to deal with it.

The rest of the world just stares at us and thinks, “Americans are insane.”  Ana of Young Turks tells a story where she went to Spain and twisted her ankle.  She just visited the hospital there and they took care of her, no questions asked and no bill.  And like I said in my last post, those countries spend half as much as we do, and that’s how their healthcare system works — you just walk in and they take care of you.

Like Ana, I wouldn’t recommend any foreigner to vacation here.  If you get sick, it will totally destroy your life.  You’ll get a massive bill you could never pay, and it’ll wipe you out financially, taking everything you have.  Your home, your savings, and everything else you own is at risk the second you step into our border.  It’s not worth it.

Political Rant

If you live here in the United States, you’re probably already well aware that our healthcare system is completely broken.  If you want to hear a really sad fact, international charitable organizations have been coming into our country to provide healthcare to the millions of people who are uninsured.  We’ve been deemed as remote as Haiti and Guyana in terms of access to medical care, at least in certain areas of our country.

As Thanksgiving approaches, thousands of people crowd into New York City parking lots, waiting for days in the cold, hoping to see a dentist, get their eyes checked, and receive basic healthcare.  And if you’ve checked the weather lately, you’ll notice that it’s below freezing and there’s snow on the ground.

A typical picture is that of a poor American (students, the unemployed, minimum wage workers, etc) having to suffer from a rotting tooth, waiting in line for days in a cold parking in the middle of November, hoping to see a volunteer British dentist.  Others wait with their  young children, sleeping in sleeping bags to avoid the long lines, hoping to be first to enter the make-shift tent with the volunteer French optometrist who can get their child the glasses he or she needs to see the blackboard at school.

And you know what?  Republicans have an answer to this.  That young seven year old boy squinting his eyes because he can’t read his textbook needs to learn responsibility!  Suffering will teach him to show up on time.  These young boys and girls need to mop those floors after school and buy what they need!  He’ll learn to take pride in his school.

We can get rid of minimum wage laws and work the little guys for $1.50 an hour.  After all, they’re nowhere near as good as an adult janitor.  If they want more, they’ll have to prove themselves.  And if they work for the entire school year, saving every penny and dime, maybe then they can get their pair of glasses they need to see.

You know who Newt Gingrich reminds me of?  Mr. Bumble from Charles Dickens novel Oliver Twist.


“Please sir, I’d like some more.”


Whhaattttttt!?  MMOOOoooorrreeeeee!?  Catch him!  Snatch him!  Hold him!  Scold him!  

If you watch that video above, take notice to the big “God Is Love” painted on the wall.

We’re the wealthiest nation on Earth yet we have 41 million Americans without health insurance.  We’re heading in the right direction with the Affordable Care Act.  Sure, it has problems, but we need to expand Medicare to take care of these people.  Sadly, in recently elections, Republicans have taken majorities in both branches of Congress and they’ve assured us that they’re going to repeal all the progress we’ve made.  What happens next is sort of up in the air.

And what’s the Republican agenda for our country?  From what I gather, they plan on cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, ship out the immigrants, and deploy more troops in the Middle East to fight ISIS.  How that’s going to balance the budget, I have no clue.  Cut taxes when we have a 500 billion dollar deficit?   (On the bright side, at least we’re not running trillion dollar deficits like we were a few years ago.)


No, at a bare minimum we need to keep taxes where they are, but preferably even higher.  Then we need to drastically cut spending as well, but mostly from an extremely bloated defense department.  We really don’t need to spend more money than the rest of the world combined when it comes to defense.


And I’m sorry to tell you all, there’s far more pressing issues to deal with than whether or not Bill Cosby raped a woman thirty years ago.  Yes, it’s awful, but don’t you realize that it’s all a distraction?  Wall Street has not been reformed.  They’re still up to the same tricks that took our economy down in 2008.  We’re still spending trillions of dollars in the Middle East, building bases, bombing desert villages, and chasing terrorist rebels who knows where.  Student loans have surpassed credit card and all other forms of debt, outside of mortgages.


And speaking of healthcare, look at this chart.


If that beast isn’t tamed, we’re in for some serious trouble.  It’s really sad that when we try to reform healthcare, even a little, this giant propaganda machine kicks in, everyone gets confused, all sorts of misleading statistics are presented from all sides, and nobody knows what’s going on.

The fact is that other major countries with “government healthcare” spend half what we do, and are able to provide healthcare to every one of their citizens.  Many will argue, “The government can’t do anything!”  But that simply isn’t true.  All over the world, healthcare is provided to every one of their citizens and it doesn’t break their budget.


Not only do we have a much larger GDP, but we spend way more of it on healthcare.  I’ve always been puzzled as to why we can’t cut our healthcare spending in half from 16% to 8% of GDP through good reforms.  I’m really tired of excuses.

And what’s up with our old people?


It’s beyond frustrating because there’s nothing I can do.  I just have to sit and watch it unfold.


A Modern Day Adventurer

I’ve heard that the British naturalist David Attenborough is the most well traveled man living today.  If you’re not familiar with him, he’s been making nature television programs for over sixty years.

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Insects to whales, flowers to termite mounds, he’s made films documenting every imagineable form of life across all geographic areas of the globe.  Without a doubt, they’re the best of the genre.  If it wasn’t for his work, I wouldn’t know half of what I know about wildlife.  Even at 88 years old, he’s just as active as he’s ever been.

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A Youtuber compiled some of his greatest moments along with some memorable stories.  It’s sure to put a smile on your face.

A World Created By Our Questions

The physicist Niels Bohr was one of the founders of quantum mechanics.  It’s fascinating to learn that on his death bed, just hours before passing on, he told his friends that the deepest realization he’d ever learned throughout his life was that we are creating this reality by the questions that we ask and by what we choose to think about.

In other words, this world is not a spectator sport.  We’re building our universe as we go along.  You can hear about it in this documentary here.  If you want to just hear the conclusion, jump to time 38 mins.

Albert Einstein couldn’t believe that.  He asked the question, “If a person such as a mouse looks at the universe, does that change the state of the universe?”  Apparently so!

The film ends with some of Bohr’s philosophical remarks, “We must look toward thinkers like Buddha and Lao Tzu, who tried to harmonize our position both as spectators and as actors in the great drama of existence.”

All of this brings even greater importance to a quote from the astrophysicist Carl Sagan.